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More of Roman's Randomness

"I want to die old and in my sleep like my Grampa. Not screaming andawake
like the passengers in his car."
--Jack Handy

You, sir, are about as wanted as a potted cactus in a monkey's pajamas.

"When somebody tries to hand me a flier, it's like, 'Here. You throwthis
- Mitch Hedberg

Leo: All I want is some PEACE and QUIET.
Bob: Well, I'll be quiet.
Siggy (holding up two fingers): I'll be peace.

Pigs can fly! ~
~ For about a minute if you hurl them hard enough.

Dogs are Man's best friends,
Cats are Women's covert spies.

I hate to say I told you so...
Oh, who am I kidding? I love to say "I told you so"... I just hate having to
say it so often.



Practice Safe Cyber-Sex: Use a Firewall!!

Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

"Trust the fungus" -Luigi

Cheesecake doesn't make you fat,
people make you think you're fat.

In fact, no gods anywhere play chess. They prefer simple, vicious games,
where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight to Oblivion; akey to
the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is
Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.
--Terry Pratchett

"Software is like sex, the best is for free" - Linus Torvalds

manipulation is its OWN reward!

"To fold baby stroller; first, remove baby..."

The light at the end of a tunnel may be an oncoming train.

It's useless to try to plan for the unexpected--by definition.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented outmy
room. - Woody Allen

{contributed by Roman Kofman}

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